Gun Control Out Of Control, Part 5
I work near a tourist bridge border between USA and Canada in Niagara Falls, on the Canadian side. It’s one of the few places you can cross conveniently between both countries as a pedestrian. A tourist family come over to ask me some questions.
Tourist: “Excuse me, we visit from Spain. We want to do day in America today. What day you… uh… do purge? We don’t want to be in America for that.”
Me: “Uh… purge what?”
Tourist: “That day you Americans have, you all try to kill each other for one day. When is that?”
Me: “Do you mean that movie The Purge? That’s just a movie! That’s not real.”
Tourist: “Yes, I saw the movie. It not real?”
Me: “No! It’s just a movie! Wait, did you think it was a real thing?!”
Tourist: “Well, I always see on news in America, always so much shooting. I thought it must be purge.”
Me: “No. I promise, that’s just a movie.”
Tourist: “So… America safe to go in?”
Me: “Well… that’s another conversation entirely…”
They still went in for their day trip! I hope they had lots of non-violent fun!
Related:
Gun Control Out Of Control, Part 4
Gun Control Out Of Control, Part 3
Gun Control Out Of Control, Part 2
Gun Control Out Of Control