What's the weirdest thing you keep by your bed?

(Keep it SFW.)

This could be in your nightstand, on it, or just close to your bed.

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A (plastic) scythe.

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Potentially very useful.

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A ziploc bag of buckwheat hulls.

And a pocket knife, but that’s not weird.

(I’ve got a buckwheat pillow, its the best thing since fuzzy blankets. Its like using a miniature beanbag as a pillow.)

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Axe, big knife, smaller knife. (All beside and won’t fit in my toolkit.)

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Just the usual collection of books, pills, lotions, water bottle, jewelry, and so forth on my side of the bed.

On my husband’s side of the bed, a bokken (wooden practice sword) and shinai (practice sword made of bamboo slats).

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I’ve got a few flags - Pride over my window, then England, Doncaster Rovers, and the Women’s Euros, on the bookcase.

On the bedside table, there’s a drink, my wireless earbuds, the remote control for the light, lots of (prescribed) drugs, talc, my old tablet, and a little dish with random jewellery, bobbles, tweezers etc.

I’ve got fairy lights on one wall, quite a few cuddlies all round the room, and a chair with piles of CDs and books (among various sweets!) on it.

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Horizontal surfaces are at a premium in my flat, and i was fed up of my music books falling off these little packs on my lounge, so i moved the boxes up into my bedroom onto the other bedside cabinet:

Yup, these are all lateral flow kits.

When it became apparent that test and trace sites were coming to an end, the one i regularly attended twice a week would give me a couple of free boxes each visit. I amassed quite a few in those two months!

I have given away a few as well, but i still have enough to keep me going until they reach their expiry date…

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This looks down on me whilst I sleep, a souvenir of the time a friend recruited me to help with an amateur power rangers fan-film project.

It was a… surreal experience to say the least.

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Distilled water. For my CPAP machine.

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euhm let’s see, there is the katana I have no room for on the wall.
and a tasmanian devil teddy bear (the real animal not the Taz from looney toons)
my boyfriend has on his side empty shoe boxes; I still don’t know why he wants to keep them but hey not my side, not my problem

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Waking up to that unexpectedly would be an Experience.

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I have a Paper Cardinal I made when I was 5 still hanging in my room from the celling. And I also have a Materneal family Picture from my very first family reunion which my Materneal grandma turned into a jigsaw puzzle for the “kids”. hanging on a bit of wall near my closet which I don’t use

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I bought a case of them from Tesco for about £40, it’s only got one left now.

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Does a Baseball bat count as weird? It’s really just there’s in case somebody breaks in.

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At the very least I have the plausible deniability of an axe being part of my toolkit…

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If asked I’m going to start a game of rounders with my neighbours.

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An old bleached out seashell my former stepmom gave to me during my brief stay in Jacksonville. She found it buried in her backyard, and thought of me.

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Like LeadingZero’s husband, I have a shinai by my bed.

The weirdest thing I have, though, is a dedicated puke bucket (actually an old ice cream tub). Fortunately these days it’s mostly there due to tradition rather than need.

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Before I moved, it was at least one knife, occasionally a double barreled pistol, and/or shotguns in the closet (all unloaded).

Now it’s just a suitcase of lingerie.

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