This can be as random as you want.
Shut up.
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Don’t touch Willie.
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“If you cant articulate what both sides of an argument are you dont understand it well enough to argue for either side”
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Watch out, it’s sharp
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A little left…
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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Resolve to get wet.
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Itll only hurt till the pain goes away
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When someone gives you unsolicited advice, just smile and nod your head, and then make your own decision about the issue.
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When we’re done, you need hold your arm tight against your side. Be sure to lay on it for the rest of the day as well.
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Avoid the clap.
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If you wouldn’t accept advice from someone, why would you accept their criticism?
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Theres no point in arguing with an idiot, they’ll drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Sometimes when you find yourself angry and frustrated with the world its worth questioning whether things would look better after a nap or a snack.
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When you return to work after a period of absence and find hundreds of emails, delete them all. If anything is actually important then they’ll contact you again.
^ I’ll caveat this by noting that I’ve never been brave enough to try it.
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Go to the toilet first.
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A to B.
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Aim for the balls, even if they don’t have them.
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There is nothing worse than an amateur knife thrower.
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