Had an idea for a new forum chain. Pretty simple rules.
Post an odd quote you either said or heard recently without any context.
Next person take a guess as to the context the quotes fits in and then post your own quote.
Ill start us off
“We cant do that till today its still yesterday!”
It was not past midnight yet when that happened.
“Dead men don’t talk back.”
^ If someone wants the actual context, I will provide it.
“I have good news and I have bad news”
“I swear to god if you are about to tell me you weren’t recording you’re going to get banned”
“Well. . .I was recording. . . .”
But unfortunately the battery ran out.
“Bird? Shark! (brief pause) No.” *shakes head
“Wet Floor Signs are Racist and I am not going to explain myself!”