An old poem, related to my writing. Note: it’s not what you’d call traditional poetry, meter is slightly nonexistent.
(Spoilered because it’s a fairly dark poem; there’s no gore, but the imagery presented is nonetheless not of the “pretty” variety.)
I seen it with my own two eyes
A fog so heinous, they all died
Then the spiny dog came.
It crawled 'cross the rocks on insect legs!
I seen it with my own two eyes
But no one believed my, “Silly lies.”
I think it ate them, but who’s to say?
When spiny dogs come our way…
Take eggs of chicken,
Of two, no more!
Whisk with wheat’s crushed soul -
Only half a cup of flour dead
Before one jar of chocolate spread!
Take ye spoon and stir up well,
Add your mixins for a sugar hell!
Line a pan with parchment pure
Add a spray of oil, demure.
Call upon Satan’s fire
To bake your chocolatey desire.
After twenty minutes remove from heat,
Let the brownie cool, then eat.