…so send me into space!
(Variations on the “But I wanted to…” theme are permitted and encouraged.)
But I wanted to go to medical school…
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…so listen to whatever armchair diagnosis I come up with!
But I wanted to be a lawyer…
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…so you have to let me do the “bonk-bonk-bonk-ORDER!” with the judge’s hammer.
I wanted to tell you…
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that we have been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.
I wanted to be an Oscar Myer wiener…
So why won’t you let me into that meat grinder???
I want to be alone…
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So everyone else needs to leave the theatre.
I wanted to go to Disneyland…
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So I kidnapped Mickey Mouse.
I wanted to sleep…
So someone turn off the sun.
But I wanted to drink more water…
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So give me your bottle.
But I wanted to pass the test…
…so give me a degree.
But I wanted to be an actor…
So where’s my Oscar?
But I wanted a hug…
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…so put down that tazer!
But I’m not a foreigner…
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I just want to know what love is!
But I just want you to honour this coupon…
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So give me stuff for free.
I wanted to write a novel
…so hand me an Oprah endorsement!
I wanted to stay sober today…
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So take away the breathalyzer result.
I wanted to pay my trash bill today
So open the office already!
I wanted to cook a spaghetti squash…
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So flatten those pasta strings.
I wanted a kitten…
So give me a free purebred one from your litter because I can’t afford to buy it.
I wanted to get married….
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…so when the priest asks if anyone objects, shut the hell up!
I wanted to be a banker…