Just for Pun

Who’s up for a bit of silliness?

Celebrity Foodstuff

There are a fair few dishes that have been named after famous people: Beef Wellington and Peach Melba spring to mind.

But what about renaming famous people for dishes? So you could have:

Chris Hamsworth
Joe Pesto
Zoe Melon-ball
Mel Giblets appropriate, given that his behaviour can be offal

Over to you!

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Oh, this is exactly my jam!

On the “socialite” side, we have:

  • Pear-is Stilton
  • The Korn-dashian Family

Among musicians:

  • Pat Benecarp
  • Cyndi Low-Fat
  • Three Dagwood Night
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Entree Parker
Bob Sugar Kane
Jean Michel Jam-Jar

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Bread Pitt

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Angelina Jelly…or Jennifer Aniseed.

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Oh, Angelina has to be related to

R. Jelly

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Tom Hollandaise
Chicken Tikka Waititi
Mr Tea

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Robert Brownie Junior?

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Gwyneth Poultry

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Donut Trump

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Going off on a tangent and making contact outside the circle as it were,

I feel the urge to join all these people wearing rose-tinted glasses and make a spectacle of myself . . . . . .

Raven

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That pun is so old that it deserves to be taken away and buried, but that might be a grave mistake.

Anyway, burial is the last thing anyone would need.

I’m not one for funerals early in the day. I’m not a mourning person.

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So we have to wait until you’re a wake?

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I was offered a day job at a mattress factory, but I wanted to sleep on it! Then I was offered a part in sleep research. I took that one as it was my dream job!

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I used to work at a restaurant called Karma. We didn’t have menus, everyone gets their just desserts.

Raven

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I went to lunch with an Italian friend, but the spaghetti was pasta use-by-date.

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How did they know?

Carbonara dating

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Yes, I can C that would work.

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While out walking in the rain I met three conspiracy theorists hailing taxis. That couldn’t be a coincidence. They were all wet, but they deserved more punishment for their rain of terror.
Raven

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As the chiropractor said “I find this humerous!”

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