Who’s up for a bit of silliness?
There are a fair few dishes that have been named after famous people: Beef Wellington and Peach Melba spring to mind.
But what about renaming famous people for dishes? So you could have:
Mel Giblets appropriate, given that his behaviour can be offal
Over to you!
Oh, this is exactly my jam!
On the “socialite” side, we have:
- Pear-is Stilton
- The Korn-dashian Family
- Pat Benecarp
- Cyndi Low-Fat
- Three Dagwood Night
Bob Sugar Kane
Jean Michel Jam-Jar
Angelina Jelly…or Jennifer Aniseed.
Oh, Angelina has to be related to
Chicken Tikka Waititi
Going off on a tangent and making contact outside the circle as it were,
I feel the urge to join all these people wearing rose-tinted glasses and make a spectacle of myself . . . . . .
That pun is so old that it deserves to be taken away and buried, but that might be a grave mistake.
Anyway, burial is the last thing anyone would need.
I’m not one for funerals early in the day. I’m not a mourning person.
So we have to wait until you’re a wake?
I was offered a day job at a mattress factory, but I wanted to sleep on it! Then I was offered a part in sleep research. I took that one as it was my dream job!
I used to work at a restaurant called Karma. We didn’t have menus, everyone gets their just desserts.
I went to lunch with an Italian friend, but the spaghetti was pasta use-by-date.
Yes, I can C that would work.
While out walking in the rain I met three conspiracy theorists hailing taxis. That couldn’t be a coincidence. They were all wet, but they deserved more punishment for their rain of terror.
As the chiropractor said “I find this humerous!”