Help us come up with an alternative title for this story!

Hey there, y’all!

We’ve recently received a suggestion that the title of this story could be better; the case being that it’s considered offensive to compare disabled people to animals.

We’d love to hear some alternatives from our loyal readers! Thanks for your help!

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His excitement is a-door-able


Carpe Kitem ?

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Where’s Mary Poppins?

(Let’s Go Fly A Kite)


“Today The Customer Isn’t Wrong”

“And Blow The Birds About The Sky”

“For the Benefit of Mister Kite”

“They Call Me Mister Kite!”

“Sequel: Forrest Meets Kite-Eating Tree”

Obviously some of these are less suitable. And people are animals, after all.

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