A thread of poems
With five-seven-five pattern
Syllables per line
Come here creatives,
Share the knowledge of your words,
Ordered precisely.
My cat is so cute
Chittering at the window
“Bird bird bird bird bird!”
It’s been a full week
Way too much humaning done
I am exhausted.
I do not like words
Actions work better for me
But poems are still good
Haikus remind me
Of hardships in school lessons
I hate them so
Refrigerator
Refrigerator again
Refrigerator
Fridges aren’t cool
Cold places need to be warm
Hahaha heater
To me it looks like
Some people do everything
To bend haiku rules
Did you mean “Are not”?
“Aren’t” gives you not quite enough
Beats in your first line
I forgot haikus
Need full syllables only
Halves do not count here
I lost track of time
playing my videogame.
It’s now gone midnight,
If John de Lancie
Smoked way too much weed on set
Would you get high Q?
It is quite easy
to convert sentences like
this into haikus
Defenestration
That is such a lovely word.
“Whoops, you leaned too far!”
Getting the Yule tree
Will the kittens climb up it?
I really hope not!
Darn it, I was going to come in here with a refrigerator haiku!
Oops, I mean…
Again I come late
To find myself the loser
In a game of wits