Haikus

A thread of poems
With five-seven-five pattern
Syllables per line

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Come here creatives,
Share the knowledge of your words,
Ordered precisely.

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My cat is so cute
Chittering at the window
“Bird bird bird bird bird!”

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It’s been a full week
Way too much humaning done
I am exhausted.

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I do not like words
Actions work better for me
But poems are still good

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Twelve Gray Partridges
on my snow-covered back lawn
and not one pear tree.

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Haikus remind me
Of hardships in school lessons
I hate them so

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Refrigerator
Refrigerator again
Refrigerator

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Fridges aren’t cool
Cold places need to be warm
Hahaha heater

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To me it looks like
Some people do everything
To bend haiku rules

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Did you mean “Are not”?
“Aren’t” gives you not quite enough
Beats in your first line

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I forgot haikus
Need full syllables only
Halves do not count here

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I lost track of time
playing my videogame.
It’s now gone midnight,

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If John de Lancie
Smoked way too much weed on set
Would you get high Q?

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It is quite easy
to convert sentences like
this into haikus

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Defenestration
That is such a lovely word.
“Whoops, you leaned too far!”

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Getting the Yule tree
Will the kittens climb up it?
I really hope not!

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I believe they will
Climbing is in their nature
Take drastic measures

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Darn it, I was going to come in here with a refrigerator haiku!

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Oops, I mean…

Again I come late
To find myself the loser
In a game of wits

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