Describe a Film Badly

Twelve Monkeys?

That was it!

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Fun fact: Brad Pitt prepared for his role in that film by spending several weeks hanging out in a psych ward. His “tour” scene supposedly drew from a tour a patient gave him.

James Bond and Indiana Jones foil an out-of-this-world gold heist.

I wonder if someone thought of the title “Cowboys and Aliens”, and decided to write a film about that?

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Cowboys and Aliens is correct!

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I recall a Mitchell and Webb radio sketch where someone pitched the idea of a Beethoven movie called Beethoven’s Fifth, because you could do a montage of dogs barking out the Fifth Symphony. He did point out that they would need to make a whole series of movies of decreasing quality first, but it woukd be worth it just for the scene of the dogs barking in tune.

Anyway, on with the puzzle:

We found this, and we need to return it. Are you the owner? Let’s have sex!

Well, because they get married…

Cinderella?

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Not Cinderella. Who said anything about marriage?

If it helps, this film was released at some point between the Disney animated and live action films.

a non-Disney Beauty and the Beast which sticks more fathiually to the source material?

Not a Disney film, and not Beauty and the Beast

We found this, and we need to return it. We have travelled a VERY long way. Are you the owner? Let’s have sex!

Anyone?

Without the sex part I’d say lord of the rings

Husband thought that too!

Lol! Not LotR!

We found this, and we need to return it. I appreciate you putting your address on it, as well as the nude pics. We have travelled a VERY long way. Are you the owner? Let’s have sex!

Castaway?

Species?

No to Species and Castaway.

We found this near a black hole, and we need to return it. I appreciate you putting your address on it, as well as the nude pics. We have travelled a VERY long way. Are you the carbon unit owner? Let’s have sex!

Close Encounters of the Third Kind?

In retrospect I feel like I should have known that trying to work this out by googling black hole sex would be a mistake.

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