Just an odd thing I witnessed at work yesterday.
I go to the staff room during my break so I can eat, and this guy with cool hair is already there. Soon after, this frienly-seeming girl comes in for her break too. She has an unopened J2O bottle.
FG: Aw shizz, I shoulda opened this downstairs.
CHG: What’s up?
FG: Can’t open this. You don’t have a bottle opener do you?
CHG: Nah… Well, on my belt.
FG: You keep your keys on your belt?
Cool Hair Guy kinda lifts his belt up a bit to show off the buckle.
CHG: I mean I could use this?
FG: Y’know what, go on then.
She passes him her bottle. So he stands up and uses his belt buckle as a bottle opener. While still wearing his belt. Everything is much too close to his private areas for my liking but I’m not saying anything and just watching.
FG: This is the weirdest fricking thing I’ve ever seen.