Customer: “I got some stuff from my baby shower registry that I had with you guys. I got a bunch of stuff I don’t actually need, and a bunch of repeats, so I’m here to return it.”
Me: “Do you have receipts?”
Customer: “Duh! No, they were gifts!”
Me: “What’s the registry name?”
Customer: “So, here’s the thing. I never actually set up an official registry with you guys, I just made a list from your store.”
That would explain how she got some repeat gifts.
Me: “So, no registry and no receipt? If that’s the case, I can attempt an ID return for you.”
I run an ID (no-receipt) return for her. She’s already maxed out on what she can return without a receipt.
Me: “It looks like you’ve already returned two $200 car seats without a receipt at another location.”
Customer: “Yeah, so?”
Me: “It means you’re maxed out for now.”
Customer: “That’s so awkward! Can I return it under your ID?”
Me: “Uh… no. I’m not comfortable doing that.”
Customer: “It’s not like it’s costing you anything!”
Me: “That’s technically fraud, ma’am.”
Customer: “Whatever. Just use my boyfriend’s ID. I got a picture of it on my phone.”
Me: “That won’t work either; he needs to be here.”
Customer: “You’re making this so awkward!”
Me: “Any chance you could ask your friends for a gift receipt?”
Customer: *High-pitched squeal* “tHaT’s So AwKwArD!”
Me: “Then I can’t help you unless you want to return for store credit.”
Customer: “Ugh! That’s so awkward. Why are you making this so awkward?”
Me: “I assure you it isn’t me doing it.”
She storms off in a huff. She is back a few hours later with her mother and her ID.
Customer: “Here, can I return this now?”
Customer’s Mother: “Wait. Didn’t I buy this gift for you and the baby?”
Customer: “…”
Customer’s Mother: “…”
Me: “…awkward.”